When the log rolls over
Brought to you by: Michael Wojack
Brought to you by: Michael Wojack
There once was a man driving on the highway home from a business trip. It was getting late and the man was getting really, really tired.
So he decided he would pull off and stay at the next hotel he came across. He drove down a dark dirt road and came upon a very old hotel with no light on except for the bottom floor. He parked the car and walked up to the reception desk and rang the bell.
An old woman came from the back room and asked him,
“What do you want?”
“I’m very tired and would like a room to stay for the night”
“There’s only one room….but I don’t think you’ll last the night…it’s on the third floor in this hotel.”
“Well I’m desperate and I’ll take it.”
“Here’s the key! Good luck!”
And the old woman disappeared into thin air.
The man took the key and climbed up the haunted stairs up to the third floor. He walked down the hallway and unlocked the room and climbed into the bed and went to sleep.
In the middle of the night the man heard voices coming from somewhere in the room.
“WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD. WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.
The man was frightened but was determined to find out where the voices were coming from. He opened the closet and looked inside. Nothing was there, but heard the voices a little louder.
“WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD. WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.
He opened up the bathroom and looked inside. He couldn’t see anything but he could hear the voices a little louder.
[Make up more places]
“WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD. WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.
He opened the shower curtain and looked inside the shower, but couldn’t see anything, but he heard the voices a little louder, he realized the voices were coming from the toilet.
“WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.” WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.”[you always yell louder when you get closer to the toilet.]
The man lifted up the toilet seat….and inside he found…A TURD! AND ON THE TURD WERE A BUNCH OF ANTS! AND THEY WERE SAYING
WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.
WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER WE’ll ALL BE DEAD.
[if you heard the story say the chant]